Ask A Mexican

Have you ever asked any of these questions?

• Why do Mexicans use their car horns as a doorbell?
• Why is Mexican television so obsessed with dwarfs and transvestites?
• Why do they park their cars on the front lawn?
• Do Mexican children get tamales at Christmas so that they have something to unwrap?
• What is it about the word "illegal" that Mexicans don't understand?

If so, then check out Gustavo Arellano's column "Ask A Mexican" in the Orange County Weekly. Its pretty darn funny.