Its All Pink......HOAT!

This just in from the UK:

"Cops rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest after he was seen romping with a COW.
A shocked passer-by rang 999 (911 in England) after seeing the youth having sex with the steer at 4.30am. By the time officers arrived he had fled, but night-time patrols are on the alert in case he strikes again.

Farmer Richard Parish was stunned to hear what had happened to the cow, one of three rare English longhorns in the field. Specialist breeder Richard, 39, even thinks he knows which of them was the victim — a looker named Blondie who is the FRIENDLIEST."

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“English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.” - Richard Parish