Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Joe(y)'s Definition-O-The-Day

Procrasturbate -

1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
Most of the time, this subsides the urge to get many bitches and hoes to take back to their crib and bang up the ass.

"I was supposed to proof and edit a 260 page report then send it to the printer by 5pm, but I procrasturbated instead."

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