Friday, September 07, 2007

Joey's Definition of the Day

We've waited all week for this......Joey's definition of the day.

Fag Stag - This rare breed of heterosexual human male enjoys the company of homosexual human males in preference to or in lieu of, perhaps selectively, other heterosexual males.

The fag stag forms a unique relationship with the gay men he associates with. Benefits of this relationship are social and ego related improvements for the fag stag, such as:
  • Fashion advice
  • Social pleaseantry training
  • Access to networks of women (mainly fag hags) / matchmaking
  • Complimentary attention from the gay men
  • Freedoms from not having to conform to hetero expectations

As previously referenced, some fag stags are part-timers. This type of stag enjoys being in social situations with the intent on meeting heterosexual human females and uses the gay men to his advantage. The gay men act like a lure, attracting women to them and the stag finds it easy to slip into conversation with these women without feeling pressure to court them since these women would often assume the stag was also gay. Later the stag would reveal his intentions to the women in a gracefully manuvered play. Most of the time, this gets them many bitches and hoes which they then take back to their crib to bang up the ass.

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