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Friday, October 05, 2007

Joe(y)'s Definition-O-The-Day

Crotch Crickets - A southern colloquial for a severe case of pubic crabs. Most of the time, this is transmitted to bitches and hoes which have been taken back to someone's crib to get banged up the ass.

"Emily's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynecologist had to call Orkin, just to get a pap smear."

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