Do you know anyone who works in the huge Maxwell House compound downtown on Bay Street? Have you ever seen anyone enter or leave the facility? We haven't either and after discussing it with quite a few people we have come to the only plausable conclusion.....much in the fashion of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory Maxwell House has procured the Oompa Loompas by offering them an unheard of 100 year/50 kazillion dollar contract. We are offering a *$22.3 Million dollar payment to anyone who can get photos of the Oompa Loompas inside the Maxwell House building.
*These are not the views of Gene Wilder, he is only here for illustration purposes. Also, payment is 22.3 million doll hairs.
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My neighbor works there... and come to think of it, he is pretty short and heavy browed.
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