Friday, January 18, 2008

Sasquatch Spotted in Jacksonville

As The Editor - Jason was driving home from the Jacksonville Confidential offices yesterday afternoon, he spotted a curious figure in the middle of the street at the corner of Forest and Park Streets. Luckily he had his camera handy and was able to get this grainy, shaky, footage of the "Jacksonville Sasquatch". Check it out.......

After much research on this subject and with special thanks to our friends and the Jacksonville Sheriffs Office, we have discovered the identity of the "Jacksonville Sasquatch".

Its none-other-than the, rumored, most arrested woman in town Shirley Green/Jones (AKA)Stinky Boo Boo (according to her arrest record). Her crimes range from panhandling, possession of drug paraphernalia, PROSTITUTION (no joke), eluding police, and a slew of others. Just about every single arrest included a charge for resisting. She's a feisty one!

INVESTIGATION CLOSED


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ha! When I worked for the Haskell co that stupid woman used to press the walk button on the traffic light and ask us all for money...then she'd do it downtown by where my husband worked. I'm a little surprised to see she's still alive...as that was 6 years ago.

Great blog...glad I found it:-)