Please No!

Oh goodness, we are going to have to file this one under "SOUTH PARK INVENTIONS THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN CREATED".

So, a few years back (Season 5, Episode 11) Mr. Garrison created his solution to the overcrowded, overbooked, inefficient airports....The Entity.

The Entity was basically a high speed one person transport that worked by inserting one part into your anus and another in your mouth. You powered the vehicle by, basically, sucking, stroking, and riding the unit. Fun huh?

Well, theres now a real-life Entity called the MonoCycle and we shiver at the thought of having to, one day, use such a masochistic mode of transportation. The real version only gets up to 25MPH anyway. Is it really worth it?