Thursday, May 08, 2008

Welcome To Jacksonville

WTF is Chris Jones, CEO and Founder of Inspirational Experiences Ministry, talking about in this Devotional #32? A few things we did catch....

  • Chris will be doing a comedy show (we cannot wait!)
  • Chris used to be a model (thats hot!)
  • Chris is terrible at soccer
  • Chris can repair "puters"
  • Chris has bible verses strewn about his bedroom
Huh?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

We also learned that:

- Chris swings a tennis racquet like a bitch.

- Chris is actually stupid enough to confuse paying for a scam modeling school with "making it" in modeling.

- Chris appears to have a Herp. Where's your messiah now shitlips?

Anonymous said...

So this girl, uh, boy Chris lives in Callahan or Hilliard or some other shithole but drives to Boone Park for tennis! Totally gay!

Anonymous said...

He has Bible verses all over his room so that he has them readily available as he tries to fight the "homosexual demons" within. This closet case needs to checkout the premiere at Fuel this weekend.
Modeling, LMAO. Posing for the man down the street in exchange for a Twix is not modeling......