Nothing like the hopes of World Domination to get the blood flowing. Have you ever had aspirations to take over the World but just can't seem to devise a fool proof plan? Then check out the Evil Plan Generator from the peeps over at Darksites. Its really quite simple and there are tons of different ways to go about taking over the earth, here's one suggestion - Now wasn't that easy? Since we have divulged our secret plan to you guys we will, obviously, have to create another, more diabolical one. Our objective is simple: World Domination.
Our motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin our plan, we must first clone a news reporter. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, overwhelmed by our arrival. Who are these evil genius'? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in corporate suits?
Stage Two
Next, we must vaporize united nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do our every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, we must unleash our unholy weapon, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Our name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare beat us up. Everyone will bow before our cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give us complete control of the planet.
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