THIS JUST IN! We were just doing our weekly jail sweep to see if we recognize the names of any Duval County Jail inmates who are currently incarcerated and we found one. Rarely do any pop out, but today we discovered that legendary R&B artist Chaka Khan is currently being held (since October of last year) by the Jacksonville Sheriffs Office for battery upon a person over 65 years of age, burglary, DUI, expired drivers license, and a few other charges. Chaka is one bad mama-jama as you can see from the video of a live performance of I Feel For You by a ChakaKhan shown below. Click Here for the JSO site.
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Good try guys, the real Chaka Khan has been around since I was in high school and I'm 47 (eeewwwhhh, hard to admit)no way she's only 33.
But that would be funny...
No kidding... I remember wearing Izod with turned up collars khakis and penny loafers when she was on the radio. Did a check and the "real" CHaka Khan" was born in 1953....
Who ever put this up here is very irresponsible! I don't like it at all!
I remember attending her first show here in Jacksonville as a teenager. This town was very rude to her. The jacksonville audience
shouted to her that they didn't like her new song. That really hurt her feelings as a young new artist. So she turn around a patted her behind. The Jacksonville audience started walking out on her in large droves.
That really hurted me because it really didn't matter what she did.
She has always been so beautiful to me and a very sweet and talented artist. I'll always love
ya Chaka Khan!
Are you people serious? This is a satirical blog and, honestly, don't believe everything you read, especially when it is as asinine as this post. Cmon! Everyone knows that the real Chaka Khan isn't 5'4 200lbs and 30 years old, nor does she live in Jacksonville. This is obviously, if you clicked the appropriate link, a ruse and you have been duped. Thanks for reading JC.
Keep in mind this post was real and IS on public record, but just happens to be someone else by the same name. Keep an open mind peeps. Check and recheck, and dont get your panties in a wad, or dont wear panties at all. Dang mommy.
You retards crack me the eff up!
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