Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Objectum Sexuality

Alright, we admit it. YES! We watch Nip/Tuck, please don't ask why. We know it's total trash and last nights episode pretty much took the cake. Here's a short synopsis on what happened....

Christian has cancer and is getting married to Liz (yes, the lesbian) so he is quitting the practice forcing Sean to seek out a new partner to continue his plastic surgery business with. The prime candidate for the position turns out to be a gentleman suffering from Objectum Sexuality disorder, which means that he was in love with inanimate objects. In this instance, a couch in Dr. Troys office. Needless to say, right in the middle of making sweet love to the retro green tweed couch, Dr.'s Troy and McNamara both walk in and witness the performance. They are both disgusted and force him out of the partnership, and office. On his was out, the OSD Dr. can't pass up the beautiful surgery table in the operating room and we last see him pounding the bottom out of it, lots of ass shots in true Nip/Tuck form.

Okay, so now that you are caught up with all that insanity, we have a short documentary for you guys to watch on people who actually do this kind of shi*t IN REAL LIFE. Please watch. What is wrong with people?


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What a whore that first woman is. I mean she leaves her ex and home while she is running around marrying the Eiffel Tower and also dating the golden gate bridge?

I guess the bridge has a job at least. The bow just sits at home on its ass feeling sorry for itself.

She has obviously become a size queen. She still should not be so controling over the bow. Let him go out and date or something.