Oh goodness! Parker had the EXTREME pleasure of being in the audience this past Friday night at Dive Bar while some chick got up on the stripper pole and proceeded to flash her granny panties to the entire crowd, she then bunched them up in her ass crack to make like a thong. Parker, being the stellar Jacksonville Confidential staff member that he is, caught the entire fiasco on film. Take a gander, and if any of you guys recognize this woman, please thank her, from us, for the awesome blog material.
Just a reminder people - if you go out in public and make an ass of yourself, don't be surprised if you get your picture taken and appear on JC soon thereafter!
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Why?
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Why!?
OWE MY EYES!!!!
That is fantastic!
What has been seen cannot be unseen
long time reader first time commenter. wtf? how does this happen. definitely blog material. i do wish i wouldn't have seen that. also, is there really a stripper pole in the dive bar.
It's a "portable" stripper pole. It doesn't go all the way to the ceiling.
Im bringing the Compound's portable stripper pole to the next JC staff meeting.
totally amazing..
MOM?
what's interesting is, if you look at the other patrons, they appear not to be watching this wonderful show.
Cellulite "Gone Wild"
haha, probably, I just didnt want to hang out too long to find out :)
Swamp Donkey:
This species lurks in the depths of the bar and club scene . Tell tale signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten bee's nest.
I hafta say, I'm kinda torn...I mean I feel compassion for the poor girl, who's friends clearly did not have her back...yet, I will be sending this link to everyone I know because it is kind of unbelievable...
I just wish there was some way to find out more about her...mostly, what was she thinking?
I know what she was thinking the next day "Why oh why did I drink so much?!" There was an older gentleman (Maybe in his 50's) there who I believe was her boyfriend who got her off stage after about 10 mins.
That's my sister.. how can I get this blog down?
If thats your sister, you can get the blog down by repeating the act, but It needs to be announced and then recorded on film. Then, you will receive a key to the blog, then just follow the instructions on the key. Oh, and by key, I mean dildo.
i just had to say that I dled the pictures and included them (and the story) in a letter to a friend of mine in the Army. He's from here, so you know, it won't be much of a surprise, but it's going to make his day.
Why didn't y'all tell me to not take that last Jager shot?
C'mon y'all, my sister is trying to get her act together... give her some love...
She works in the Bakery of the Gay Publix.
OMFGGF, please tell me thats true about her working at the gay publix. Im so stopping in there when i leave the office to get a pic of her on the job.
Can anyone confirm this?
After seeing the commercial for the Dive Bar on TV, it's a shame she wasn't there for the shooting.
Makes me want a corn dog real bad. OINK
The comments for this post cracked me the eff up. Whenever I have a bad day I will come back here and everything will be all better again. Thanks Jacksonville Confidential and it's dedicated readership!
Lordy Lordy.
Rule 34 !
pffft ! rule 34...
While this was funny, does it really need to be permanent furniture on the top of your blog?
Abso-freakin-lutely.
Talk about sub-culture... not that my arse isn't large, but hey, I rarely air it out in public. There autta be a law... WAIT - there IS!
I didn't know about this blog and got to it by accident.....but OMG this is really ridiculous. I just had to send this link to my girlfriend. And now she says I can't possibly love her for torturing her with such image.
Stripper pole gold my friends. A man with 20/20's worst nightmare.The granny panties look wet also take another look if you dare.
HEATHER!!!!!!!
Elaborate please....LOL
The Internet....where one horrific lapse in judgment is immortalized forever by anyone with a camera on their phone. Maybe the same will happen to you one day - now THAT would be hilarious!!
Can I hire her?
Can I hire her?
can I hire her?
Where is the Gay Publix at?
In Riverside of course, off of Riverside Avenue.
AHHH!!!She turned Granny Panties into a thong!!...boy that sure pokes the minds eye right out!!!
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