Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Public Service Announcement

Okay, so in the past few weeks we have noticed a growing trend among some of the less-attractive of the female species, going out in public bra-less. Now, don't get us wrong, every single Jacksonville Confidential staff member, male and female, absolutely LOVES a nice pair of female breasts....who doesn't? But when we're at the (Gay) Riverside Publix after a short rainstorm and run into this (see below) it's time for an intervention. WEAR A F*CKING BRA LADY!

*The identity of this woman has been hidden for obvious reasons.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL, ONTHYD!

Anonymous said...

Hey, A&W rootbeer is on sale! SWEET!

Cara said...

Those are the fakest looking nipples I have ever seen. They look like baby bottle nipples!

Anonymous said...

OMG I BET YOUR TRIP TO PUBLIX WAS COMPED! WE DEMAND RECEIPTS!

Norm Stovall said...

I think we should allow both men and women to go to publix shirt free. Well, ok. Just women.

Anonymous said...

are you sure that's not just a man with breasts?????

Anonymous said...

OMG that chic works at the Wendy's on San Juan at Roosevelt...

Anonymous said...

4:39 knows because they've been with those nasty nipples before.

Anonymous said...

4:39 says, "yeah, I almost pinched them off when she snatched my tray of greasy goodness out from under me!!!!"

Anonymous said...

I love to see a nice pair of brests, but those need to be covered up!!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry "breasts"!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't think that is the Gay Publix in Riverside unless they moved the soft drinks and bottled water. Must be another store!!

Anonymous said...

nobody with the likes of this 'i was just in a wet t shirt contest' wanna be would be caught dead at the gay publix. might be somewhere on the westside...

Anonymous said...

in new york state, women are allowed to roam topless thanks to a court decision from a while back...

Anonymous said...

There's no such thing as a gay Publix you twits...it's just Publix.

Anonymous said...

Apparently someone hasn't been to Gay Publix.

The Editor said...

This is at the "gay" publix. These sodas are at the front where the carts used to be.

Anonymous said...

I live in Riverside. I shop at that publix. I am not gay. When I am there it's just Publix. When you go there, do they play disco trance over the intercom and everyone dances shirtless? That would be so gay Publix. And do I pay more because I'm straight? because that shit'd be straight discrimination! LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Wed is trance night, and the disco ball comes down from the ceiling in the meat dept...over the Kielbasa.Pick up a cream filled long john from the bakery on your way out.

Anonymous said...

There are few Publix in Jax besides this gay Publix where you can see drag queens in full drag, drag queens out of drag, and where there are more gays than rednecks.

Anonymous said...

It's cute how people think that a store that has more than 2 swishing queens at a time in it is a "gay" Publix. I suppose that makes NASCAR "gay" too?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 1:41. Funny : FAIL!

Anonymous said...

Uh...I'm straight and I call it the "GAY PUBLIX" just because I've heard everyone in Riverside refer to it that way.....

Anonymous said...

five points publix or baby publix is what I typically call it.