Thursday, November 19, 2009

Cameron is STRAIGHT

How is this possible? The newest gay icon of the century, Cameron, from ABC's Modern Family is, in fact, (in real life) NOT GAY. WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!

Miss thang...We know you...you have to be a fag...you do it so well. According to the fabulous actor, Eric Stonestreet, who plays Cameron he is, in fact, a single straight man. Mmmm Hmmmm....We have dictated a letter to the actor...

Cam,

If you are truly a straight, heterosexual, man....we commend you on portraying the most perfect queen on television, so far. If you are really a pole smokin' you-know-what, as we believe you are, come out girl.....come out.

Love,

Jacksonville Confidential

C'mon girl!

3 comments:

inthewayboy said...

Wasn't that the same thing with Jack off of Will & Grace?

dno36 said...

This is Prancin' Hilarious!!!
I suppose, he is just too good to be true.

Even Liz Banks called him a "Big Bear" on this weeks show.

What a GREAT show and cast!!

Anonymous said...

Cameron (Eric Stonestreet) is straight!!!!!! His Uncle