Wednesday, March 24, 2010

WTF = Welcome To Florida

We’re pulling this one straight from the headlines (The Smoking Gun)…

” MARCH 23-Meet Charles Thomas. The 24-year-old Floridian was arrested Saturday morning on probation violation charges. While being booked into a Tampa lockup, Thomas gave his occupation as female impersonator, which explains the fierce makeup (Thomas was popped at his home at 3:22 AM, so he likely had just got off work). The probation violation charges appear to be connected to his recent arrest for trying to pass a bad check at a Big Lots store. According to a charging affidavit, Thomas sought to purchase two MP3 players and a television set with a $329 check drawn on an account carrying the name "Timothy Bradley" (he also was carrying a Florida ID with the Bradley alias). Thomas is being held without bond at the Hillsborough County jail, where he presumably has been forced to remove the rouge.”

RuPaul would be so proud, maybe we can get “Ms. Bradley” to be a contestant on season 3 of Drag Race.

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