Crab Revenge

Oh Snap! Now you really don’t want to piss us off, especially if we have your address (or the panties/boxers that you left on the bedroom floor last night). The ultimate revenge is Crab Revenge and a website by that same name claims to sell live “crotch crickets” to the general public so you can give those SOB’s who’ve betrayed you their comeuppance. Yikes…

”We sell you crabs to give to your ex-girlfriend or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them.. If you want a method of revenge that doesn’t involve permanent damage, risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place. “

No doubt.