Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Keep it in the Closet

Whew, National Coming Out Day is finally over and we thought it might be helpful to provide a few links for those of you who regret stepping out of the closet yesterday. We know there was great pressure from all of your gay friends and if you happened to log in to FaceBook yesterday there is no doubt you were inundated with uplifting gay images and stories, all part of the recruitment process no doubt. Click on any of the following links for help from Jacksonville Confidential endorsed ex-gay professionals…

  • People Can Change - People Can Change is a non-profit educational, support and outreach organization that is best known for its life-changing "Journey Into Manhood" weekend experience, which PCC offers across the US and in England. People Can Change is not a religious ministry and is not affiliated with any religious faith or organization. That “Journey Into Manhood” weekend sounds awesome. We’d like to know a little more info: Are there communal showers? Is it clothing optional? What size are the beds and how many men can occupy one?

  • National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality (NARTH) - NARTH is a professional, scientific organization that offers hope to those who struggle with unwanted homosexuality. As an organization, we disseminate educational information, conduct and collect scientific research, promote effective therapeutic treatment, and provide referrals to those who seek our assistance…NARTH upholds the rights of individuals with unwanted homosexual attraction to receive effective psychological care and the right of professionals to offer that care. We welcome the participation of all individuals who will join us in the pursuit of these goals. This site is a bit too clinical and doesn’t have nearly as many pictures of hot guys “chilling” together as People Can Change.

  • Westboro Baptist Church - WBC engages in daily peaceful sidewalk demonstrations opposing the homosexual lifestyle of soul-damning, nation-destroying filth. We display large, colorful signs containing Bible words and sentiments, including: GOD HATES FAGS, FAGS HATE GOD, AIDS CURES FAGS, THANK GOD FOR AIDS, FAGS BURN IN HELL, GOD IS NOT MOCKED, FAGS ARE NATURE FREAKS, GOD GAVE FAGS UP, NO SPECIAL LAWS FOR FAGS, FAGS DOOM NATIONS, THANK GOD FOR DEAD SOLDIERS, FAG TROOPS, GOD BLEW UP THE TROOPS, GOD HATES AMERICA, AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD IS DOOMED, etc. These zealots are the quintessential anti-gays. You would probably be better off just dealing with the fact that you are gay or killing yourself before joining this group of yahoo’s.

In closing, we would like to leave you with some words from former homosexual-now-heterosexual-married-to-a-Moonie Richard Cohen who can shed a little more light on those of you seeking to be straight again (from CNN). All of these people are such scholars…

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