This entire story sounds way too good to be true…apparently a 47 year old [gay] interior designer from San Francisco, CA named Percy Cummings (seriously) ejaculated during a TSA pat down last week when the security agent felt on his genital piercings causing the man to get aroused. Mr. Cummings was promptly arrested for sexually assaulting the TSA agent and is currently being held without bail. That’s pretty much the gist of the story but you can check out Dead Serious News for the full report. It was bound to happen, and just in case you were wondering…”A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.”
Here’s a little pre-thanksgiving video from Conan exemplifying the ecstasy Percy was probably feeling…
6 comments:
It's a satirical news site, sparky.
Movember Fools!!!
Touch my junk, enjoy my spunk.
It's fake. Duh.
The really sad thing is this is 99.99% likely to be fake cause it would be farking hillarious if true.
I would like to point out that Percy Cummings is a fictitious name, as stated by dead serious news.
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