Wednesday, December 08, 2010

RIP Rudolph

It’s both a travesty and a tragedy that we must report that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is dead. As you can see in the video below, he was killed by a nasty blow to the head in Richmond, Virginia over the weekend during a holiday parade. Sorry kids, Santa is going to have a hell of a time trying to make the rounds delivering presents this Christmas without Rudolph’s trusty illuminated nose to guide him through the inclement winter weather. We might as well just cancel the whole damn thing.

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