The “stylists secret” to hiding that unsightly camel toe is now available to the public. The SmoothGroove (YUCK) anti-camel toe codpiece (double YUCK) is available for 15 GBP or about 24 US dollars… The picture says it all…”At last there's a product that sensibly alleviates the most embarrassing taboo there is for girls - the crudely named problem of 'camel toe'. Camel toe occasionally happens when figure-hugging clothing like skinny jeans, leggings or linen trousers ride up. A staggering 55% of women, irrespective of age size or weight, experience camel toe at some point. Even glamorous, slim, high profile celebrities have suffered the embarrassment of camel toe and it is frequently mentioned in Sex and The City 2. Many women in our increasingly image obsessed society have even gone to extreme lengths to rectify the problem, resorting to expensive and risky surgery to create a 'designer vagina'. Now thanks to the new, safe, and discreet SmoothGroove, all women can get on with their lives without having to worry about how they look. After all, being a woman is hard enough at times and having a SmoothGroove to hand in your underwear drawer will make it just that little bit easier!”
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