You've Been Left Behind

Good News Folks!!! In the event of The Rapture theres a new internet service that will inform all of your friends and family who did not ascend to the heavens that they have been "left behind". (for a measly $40 subscription fee). The site is called You've Been Left Behind.com and here's how it works (according to the website) -

"We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.

We give you another 100mb. of unencrypted storage that can be sent to up to 50 email addresses, in Box #2. You can edit the documents and the addresses any time. Box #2 is for more generic documents to lost family & friends.

The cost is $40 for the first year. Re-subscription will be reduced as the number of subscribers increases. Tell your friends about You've Been left behind."

What we want to know is, in the event of The Rapture how does this site know that e-mail servers, etc. will be manned and able to send out these e-mails to our loved ones? We know that the Jacksonville Confidential staff will still be here on Earth, but we can't possibly handle everything!