Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Top 10 Things To Do Instead Of Eating At Vienna Garden Restaurant

WOW! Check out the comments on our original Vienna Garden Restaurant (henceforth known as Vienna Sausage Garden Restaurant) post. I guess its either love or hate this place. For all those haters out there, we have come up with the....

Top 10 Things To Do INSTEAD Of Eating At Vienna Sausage Garden Restaurant

  1. Spay/Neuter your pet.
  2. Wash Soon Hill's hair.
  3. Donate money to the American Cancer Society.
  4. Drive by and stop at the Burger King drive-thru across the street.
  5. Make your own, much more awesome, Beer Tower.
  6. Drive down to Orlando and Feed The Homeless
  7. Fast.
  8. Create and upload your own Devotional to YouTube.
  9. Wait 6 months and then visit the Blimpie Subs that will inevitably take over the location.
  10. Stay home and cook Wiener Schnitzel correctly (with veal, not pork).


4 comments:

Mr. Keith said...

So, I thought the comments left about the original post were rude and had to be off-base. I decided to go to the beer garden to prove everyone wrong...
I walk into their "Octoberfest" where I must pay $20 for a mug and then $10 per beer or pay $5 to get a tiny PLASTIC cup of beer. It takes forever for the bartender to pay attention to me and my friend, all of the appropriate glassware for each individual beer is right in front of us an we are told we cannot have glassware...we have to buy their |=ing mugs or get beer in plastic cups.
I've been waiting for cool beer bars to open up in the neighborhood and thought, "Hey, here is exactly what I've been looking for." Until I was confronted with their sh!++y customer service.
The selection and service at Preservation Tap and Chophouse definitely kicks this places @$$

Anonymous said...

Well obviuosly you haven't ever been to a german-european restaaurant. I thought Vienna Garden was great. It's one of my favorite restaurants. The only reason they used plastic cups is because they didn't want the glassware outside. The plastic cup was the same size as the beer is supposed to be served. Also, wiener snitchel is made of pork and jaeger snitchel is made with veal. It says that on the menu. Dosreguarding these comments I'm sure many people would agree that this restaurant is better than most in this area.

Anonymous said...

Hey I agrre with the last comment. I think this restaurant is just what we needed! Much better than Eupropean Street.

Anonymous said...

In response to the Wiener Schnitzel vs. Jaeger Schnitzel comment, please refer to both Merriam-Webster dictionary and Wikipedia. Wiener Schnitzel is VEAL