Um, What?

Okay, so who's the effin retard that decided to ban the Adams Street convenience store from allowing brown paper bags for beers during the ArtWalk (and who knows when else) and instead is forcing plastic bags for carryout to Better Jacksonville. Um...What? Really? We are dumbfounded. The purveyor of the store was too. We need to get down to the bottom of this. Are all of our fretted request at Publix for paper bags thwarted?

Yes, haven't you noticed that if you request paper instead of plastic that everyone from the retarded bagger to the customers behind you sigh and act like its the end of the world? They even have the paper bags hidden so that when you request them it requires the bagger to totally reformat the process (maybe to make it more grandeur) requiring even more time, and more spectacle to get your groceries packaged.

All we need is homeless people carrying around a plastic bag with 1 Colt 45 in it and then trashing Jacksonville even more.

Oh, and by the way.....the paper bags hold like 4 times as more as each plastic bag. Go green peeps!