Useless invention #4,743,859,368,034,312,677 is the Onion Bully, a shoehorn looking device that you chomp down on while cutting onions to prevent you from tearing up. It all sounds so scientific, SOLD! Not. Check out the infomercial, and ladies, maybe you should tone down the mascara if you plan on cutting onions at some point during the day/evening.”The power of the Onion Bully is tear science. When you put the Onion Bully™ in your mouth, it actually tells your body to turn off your tear ducts so you can’t cry!”
Monday, May 17, 2010
The Onion Bully
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3 comments:
I can think of something way better to shove in her mouth...
Please...cooking wise, If Girlfriend can't push the onion off to the front while she is chopping them with your expensive knives she shouldn't be in your kitchen...
WOW! this looks cool. im ordering one.
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