Monday, May 17, 2010

The Onion Bully

Useless invention #4,743,859,368,034,312,677 is the Onion Bully, a shoehorn looking device that you chomp down on while cutting onions to prevent you from tearing up.

”The power of the Onion Bully is tear science. When you put the Onion Bully™ in your mouth, it actually tells your body to turn off your tear ducts so you can’t cry!”

It all sounds so scientific, SOLD! Not. Check out the infomercial, and ladies, maybe you should tone down the mascara if you plan on cutting onions at some point during the day/evening.

3 comments:

The Editor said...

I can think of something way better to shove in her mouth...

Anonymous said...

Please...cooking wise, If Girlfriend can't push the onion off to the front while she is chopping them with your expensive knives she shouldn't be in your kitchen...

Anonymous said...

WOW! this looks cool. im ordering one.